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Joke of the Day

"Where did the Joker prank Batman? Got 'Em City."

"Some military humour: why do I call the ol' downstairs resident APFSDS? Because it's a long-rod kinetic penetrator!"

"What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet? Jesus in a submarine."

"There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other: ""You go on a head..."""

"That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you."

"""Interested in mail enhancement?"" Me: u mean 'male' enhancement ""No. [whispering] what if I told u I could get ur mail like so fast bro"""

"After 30 years I still can't figure out how to pronounce ""I'm a lesbian"" so it doesn't sound like ""keep bothering me."""

"What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck? He was on the rocks."

"I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy"

"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."