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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a napkin dance? You put a little boogie in it."
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"""Why does stuff like this always happen to me?"" - gay passenger on Titanic"
"south park buzz bazinga punk!"
"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car."
"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."
"I couldn't figure out why that frisbee was getting bigger... ...and then it hit me!"
"My arm is asleep. Let's draw mustaches on it."
"My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!"
"What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year? Gross"
"My dog: wasn't me Me: I know My dog: honest It wasn't me Me: it's ok really My dog: [chip packet still on her head] I think the kid ate them"