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Joke of the Day
"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
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"The Karate Kid would be a shorter movie if Daniel had just bought a gun."
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"I call my glasses... I call my glasses congress because they are old and crooked."
"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."
"""Give it to me!! I'm so fucking wet!"" She screamed at me... ""Fuck off. This is MY umbrella."""