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Joke of the Day
"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"
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"Where did Mary go after the explosion?? EVERYWHERE!"
"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"
"When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it."
"The birds and the bees I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."
"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""
"[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap *badum tsss*"
"Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?"
"According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture."
"What's the best part of running a marathon? Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!"