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Joke of the Day
"HER: it's pretty sad when people are incapable of moving beyond small talk ME: do you like things?"
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"Why did the twitter army lose all their battles? Because they kept retweeting."
"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven"
"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."
"2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY"
"Why are envelopes and papers white? Because blackmail is illegal."
"Sometimes I see a baby and think ""Aww, I want one!"" Then I find my TV remote in the fridge again and think ""Yeah, maybe I'm not ready."""
"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."
"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."
"Why do professional product reviewers like vacuum cleaners? No matter how good or bad it is, they can truthfully say ""it sucks."""