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Joke of the Day

"Why do professional product reviewers like vacuum cleaners? No matter how good or bad it is, they can truthfully say ""it sucks."""

"What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun? Top post on /r/Jokes."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? The chicken likes the cock."

"How do you measure love? In hertz!"

"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."

"Women and farting... Why do women hardly ever fart... Because they don't shut their mouth long enough to build up any pressure."

"Atheism is non-prophet organization."

"I don't want this month to end because the puppy on my calendar is extra cute."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"

"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"