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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on Sam !"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a whore?` None. They both fuck people for a living."

"What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders."

"Hey guys, trust me on this one, tweets aren't nearly as funny when they're being read aloud in a courtroom."

"Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them. You can't be the pimp and the cop!"

"A British man enters customs at an Australian airport. The officer asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The man looks confused and replies ""No, do I still need one?"""

"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"

"To all my haters. First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."