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Joke of the Day

"Why was the cheese so sad? Because it was provOLONE"

"Why has sodomy been banned in French bakeries? Because it was a pain in the arse for the customers."

"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."

"Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard."

"Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Pixar collection... ...But he's never gonna give you Up."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."

"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"

"Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images? In a photo albumen. \_()_/ "

"The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 miles away"

"I've got 70 hobbies. '69'ing and fishing."