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Joke of the Day

"Marrying my gay friend bc it's important for couples to have common interests and we are both interested in men!"

"- Do you have photos of your girlfriend naked? -No. - Do you want some?"

"Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7.... That's Hot."

"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? ...she didn't have any arms."

"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."

"I stand right next to the ""God Hates Fags"" guy with a sign that says ""Please Ignore My Ex-Boyfriend"""

"What did the pot-head name his son? Bud."

"I didn't want to believe my father was stealing from the transportation department. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."