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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favourite aquatic animal? Adolfin."
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"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"
"I was on a first date ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say! Go on then,"" she laughed. I said, ""Zero"""
"I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum ..and I was still worried! It never kicked in!"
"My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face. It's too bad that I am colorblind."
"I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right"
"BAlls and Pen*s are best friends Balls to penis: why the fcuk you leave me when u see a hole or 2 mountains? Penis: coz thats the only time i really need you"
"How do you have phone sex over a telegraph line? Oh baby, don't stop. STOP."
"Shout out to amphibians. Swimmin' swimmin' swimmin' then BAM! walkin' walkin' walkin'"