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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Di you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel peace prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"[Doctor's Office] Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live. Me: What's the good news? Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week"

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"Someone needs to tell drug sniffing dogs about the whole ""man's best friend"" thing."

"Ukraine asks Russia to leave... Russia replies, ""Crimea river."""

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."

"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."

"I get my hair cut twice a week. Mostly because I love capes."

"How do you call two guys on a motocycle? Fucking morons; they could have stolen two motocycles!"