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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"There's a new restaurant opening called Kentucky Freud Chicken... ...It's motherfucking good."

"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"

"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"

"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"

"World Health Org says that Roundup weedkiller ""probably"" causes cancer... Monsanto needs to make a Roundup Ready human."

"Something something april fools SANDERS CUCKED BY DAUGHTER FUCK TRUMP kasich 2016 Aaaaaaaand submit."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees"

"Saw an ISIS poster yesterday It read ""Sign up for ISIS today! Receive free jacket and blowjob!"""

"I don't mean to brag but I just beat my 5-year-old ten times in a row at air hockey. He sucks."