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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"
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"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."
"There were over 14,000 wars before McDonalds launched the Dollar Menu. Since launching it, there's only been 32. Those are just the facts."
"I hate when my wife says ""GO WAIT IN THE CAR"" because I'm not sure if she's talking to me or the kids."
"""The name's And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach."""
"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."
"If children refuse to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"When life hands you alligators, make gator aid."
"[with my pet bird at the park] Hot girl: omg ur duck is so cute Me: *covering mr quackers ears* he's a mallard u idiot get away from me"
"Typed in ""My Penis"" for a password Said it was ""too long."""