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Joke of the Day

"Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism? I thought Libertarians believed in small government."

"What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent? A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!"

"why didn't jimmy drive the tractor? Because he had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? Because he was a potato."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."

"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"So... I want Ebola cereal... "

"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"

"Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...But people in Abu Dhabi DOOOOOOO!"

"What's one cracker plus two crackers. [257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)"

"You're so vain, you probably think me driving by your house 27 times at 2 a.m. wearing all black with binoculars is about you, don't you."