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Joke of the Day
"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."
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"Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!"
"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."
"A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes."
"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's dick..."
"Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act... Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough."
"What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal? Sparkie."