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Joke of the Day
"What company makes the best fireworks? Spacex"
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"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......"
"Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater."
"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "
"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"
"A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros."
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? You're peein'"
"Ferguson PD plans on removing all German Shepard k-9 units Turns out Germans aren't the problem. They're going to replace them with coon dogs"
"Everyone gets my UDP jokes. Well not everyone, because sometimes people just don't always get UDP jokes."
"What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!"