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Joke of the Day

"I have a lips."

"I'm so horny... ..even the crack of dawn looks good."

"Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?"

"If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?"

"Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)"

"How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland? By sending in millions of Muslims"

"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for lube again."

"FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building"

"Why did Captain Hook think Robin Williams death was funny? He likes dead-'Pan'..."

"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"