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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!"

"If ""she'll be riding six white horses when she comes"", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle."

"What did the redditor say to the repost? Upvote!"

"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"

"Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris."

"When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, ""Ladies first"" it really means ""Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."""

"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten""tickles"""

"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."

"The Dumb Blonde Quiz"

"Just saw a friend I haven't seen in 5 years ...he says: ""I still use your Netflix password!"""