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Joke of the Day
"I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure."
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"What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet? A pedometer"
"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."
"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""
"Me: ""If Americans say 'sidewalk', what do we mean in England?"" My six year old: ""Crab!"""
"he literally just said, ""everyone's saying i won the debate."" is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?"
"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"
"Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem"
"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"
"Where is the lost city of Atlantis? Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet."