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Joke of the Day

"What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash? Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"

"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"

"What do you call a three legged cow? Lean Beef. What do you call a two legged cow? Your mom."

"The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart."

"She's a perfect 10 A 4 with a 6-pack under her arm."

"What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk"

"How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars."

"""You are cute like a dog, Momma!"" My daughter is very sweet but we must work on her ability to compliment."

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers."

"A penis walked into a private club. Thank God he was a member."