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Joke of the Day

"The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart."

"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"

"My ex and I didn't work out, you could say our stars didn't align I'm a Cancer she was a cunt. She was anything but a Virgo, and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus."

"What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist bastard"

"Why can't women play sports They can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women"

"Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed."

"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"

"What do you call a hobo who becomes a pimp? Rags to bitches"

"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."

"Five reasons not to use an electric toilet Number two will shock you"