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Joke of the Day

"What did the unemployed hippie say when his dad told him to get a job. Namaste Jah bless."

"Fat girl on a table I went to bar , and there was a fat girl dancing on the tables "" nice legs"" I said "" you think so?"" She replied "" Sure,most tables would have collapsed by now!"""

"*slips a 20* How about a private dance ""Okay let's go"" *heads to private room* ""You ready?"" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*"

"Me: God, I just feel so Brain: HUNGRY M: No, I'm very alone. I desperately want B: FOOD M: Part of me is missing. All I need is B: PRINGLES"

"What do you call a bear without teeth? You call that fellah a gummy bear."

"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."

"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."

"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "

"Light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"What do you call a pickled female deer? A dilldoe."