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Joke of the Day
"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."
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"Mark Zuckerberg came up with the idea for Facebook when he was at a party & a racist uncle wrote a bible quote on a painting then poked him"
"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"
"What do you call a group that has gotten nothing done since the 90s The UN"
"Q: ""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" A: ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""
"What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals"
"Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers.. Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey"
"the latest news from the boston bombing authorities think it was race related."
"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"