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Joke of the Day
"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"
Next Joke
"DAD: [grabs chest] Quick! Call me an ambulance. ME: [hesitantly] You're... an ambulance. DAD: I'm- I'm so proud of you, son [dies]"
"Hey guys let me know if you figure out a way for me to rt myself. Some of these are pretty great."
"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""
"Whats the difference between pink and purple??? Your grip!!!"
"I'm shit at remembering names. But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry"
"What do nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras"
"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"
"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name."
"Order of the Phoenix is my favourite Harry Potter book Dead serious."