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"""I'm your biggest fan."" -- That humongous talking fan you bought from that magician"
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"I don't think it is fair God plays for the Seahawks, seems like an unfair advantage."
"Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15"
"Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred? because they pump-kin"
"What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not."
"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
"MSNBC: Racist gets what he deserves! FOX: What's next, thought crimes? CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird"
"Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers."
"You know why it's so difficult to put together a baseball team of egotists? Everyone wants to play first."