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Joke of the Day

"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."

"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"

"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"

"Why did the left shoe marry the right? Because they were ""sole""-mates :)"

"Just farted in 3 different languages! Thanks, Rosetta Stone!"

"If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter."

"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"

"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."