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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8, 9/11 was an inside job"
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"whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)"
"Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs? Me: You mean like the band?"
"If the United States ever collapses, the upside is that we can finally use the blue starry part of American flags to make wizard hats."
"All Women want is a Guy that makes them laugh- And from what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious"
"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"
"So there are 2 fish in a tank... And one says to the other: ""Hey, how do you drive this thing??"""
"I'm really obsessed with Harry Potter. On a scale of 1-10, how obsessed do you think I am? 9 3/4"
"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"
"What's the difference between a shi-tzu and a community organizer? Zu."