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Joke of the Day
"Waiter: Is Pepsi ok? Pepsi: I'm fine."
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"What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? The weekend!"
"I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie and he said we could discuss it tonight in a ""National Town Meeting."""
"I'm in one of those moods that only a virgin sacrifice will appease."
"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"My girlfriend might not appriciate this. Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her."
"Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me."
"a seemingly perfect utopia immediatley becoms a dystopia when u find out evryone refers to eachother by watever their first email adress was"
"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."