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Joke of the Day
"Waiter: Is Pepsi ok? Pepsi: I'm fine."
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"If I were really famous, I wouldn't even need body guards. These maxi pads promise me 10 hours of protection, each."
"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."
"What's the hardest thing about walking across a field of dead babies. My cock."
"Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving."
"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."
"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"
"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."
"""What kind of dog is this?"" ""Well actu.."" ""Hes cute"" *pets it* ""Sir thats my.."" *picks it up* ""Your a good dog arent you?"" ""PUT MY SON DOWN"""
"My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name."