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Joke of the Day

"What has four legs and is made out of wood? A horse."

"A typical Lufthansa flight We are soon going to land in Hamburg. Fasten your seatbelts AND I JAST VANT TO HEAR VAN KLICK!"

"What do you call an irritated nerd? A noyd."

"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"

"Alcohol is like real life photoshop for ugly people."

"I thought my watch ran out of battery power... It scared me for a second."

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."