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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and is made out of wood? A horse."
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"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face"
"What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive) American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"which cola brand sources its water from the oceans? PepSi"
"Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!"
"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."
"Can't live without your coffee? Tweet about it!"
"I tried telling a joke my friend from Baghdad told me. Unfortunately, Iraqed it."