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Joke of the Day
"What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti? Impastas"
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"Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit card? Neither, he used praypal."
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"Alright white people, had to Google ""totes"" to find out what the hell it meant. I know one of you came up with it. Cut that shit out."
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"[at a child's birthday party] Lady: which one's yours? Me: uhh, that one L: that's my daughter M: *grabs the cake and runs*"
"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"
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"I like my beer like i like my violence. Domestic.."