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Joke of the Day

"I asked a group of women if they found rape jokes funny. They all said ""no!"" But deep down I knew they really meant ""yes."""

"How are people from Kentucky like flour? They're inbred."

"A Chinese funeral parlor opened in my town. It's called ""Can you Bereave It"""

"My first time watching the women's Olympic vollyball last night, one minute in there was already a wrist injury. I'm better today though, no worries."

"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"

"Throwing a surprise party for my girlfriend so just remember that on the count of three we all yell ""SURPRISE YOU'RE ERIC'S GIRLFRIEND"""

"How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight"

"Did you hear about the new German microwave? It seats 8."

"Pretty sure 40% of Americans would vote for a giant finger that just pointed at people and said ""Their Fault."""

"Why was the empty penis so scary? Because it was a hollow wiener (halloweener) [works better spoken - I think - just made it up in the shower]"