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Joke of the Day

"I asked a group of women if they found rape jokes funny. They all said ""no!"" But deep down I knew they really meant ""yes."""

"How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't, it was just an Aleutian."

"Some guy tried to cut me off in traffic and I screamed, ""I'm wearing a sports bra to a business meeting, I am afraid of nothing!"""

"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."

"I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent."

"What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement? A bananosecond"

"Today is your reminder that April Fool's is exactly 9 months away. Time to start preparing your pranks and jokes. Especially if that joke is a child."

"How do you cheer up a brand new battery? Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!"

"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"

"Two tomatoes cross the road and one of them gets hit by a car. The other one looks back and yells ""C'mon, ketchup!"""