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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"

"My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!"

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""

"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""

"[breakfast table] Me: Who killed the entire box of Lucky Charms? 8: Not me 9: Not me CEREAL KILLER: Not me either"

"Why did the sperm cross the street? Because i put on the wrong socks."

"About to hit the ball Boss: you said you'd played before? Me: uh yes Boss: that's a putter Me: Is that wrong? Boss: wrong for squash yes"

"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"

"I'm not trying to be mean, but... I'm pretty average."

"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."