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Joke of the Day

"What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common? They are both going to miss every body."

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."

"? Hey there Delilah, can we handle this discreetly My stomach reacted badly after eating old zucchini ? and I just pooooed ?"

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"My Jewish girlfriend left me for a black man. Nigga stole my kike."

"*looks through telescope* *telescope thinks you're looking at him and waves* *you wave at Jupiter behind* *telescope awkwardly lowers hand*"

"Hipsters only listen to songs like Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen You've probably never heard of it."

"What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard? Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant..."

"What did the coma patient win? A-trophy."

"If I was an Oreo, how would you eat me? Wrong. It's a trick question. People can't be Oreos."