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Joke of the Day
"My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake."
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"HER: We need to talk. ME: No one actually NEEDS to talk. HER: ... ME: I assume we need to talk longer now."
"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"
"What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers."
"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."
"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""
"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"
"Why can't women explain feminism to men? Because they need a man to do it for them"
"What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2"
"What's your favorite position? Juxta"