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Joke of the Day

"What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers."

"A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem... The redhead says ""why don't you give him head and shoulders."" The blonde replies ""how do you give shoulders?"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit"

"i cant feel my face when im with you / please untie me / nose is itchy"

"The year is 2035. The only movies are superhero reboots. Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100."

"Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet."

"Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !"

"The difference between a turtle and a politician... ... You feel bad after running over a turtle."

"I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to ""rebuffer"", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited."

"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."