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Joke of the Day

"I'm in a very serious relationship we never laugh."

"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."

"Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot."

"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."

"What do you call an original joke? Baha Fresh"

"Challenge for r/jokes! lets hear your best non offensive jokes. (work safe ) last time i saw this posted it was filled with so a black, jew and so on."

"She wants to know what I accomplished on my day off, but when I show her she yells at me for not flushing. Marriage is hard."

"Hundreds of women are battered in the US every day And all this time I've just been eating them raw..."

"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."

"The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!"