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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect."
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"2 eggs were on a frying pan One of them says: ""Gee, it's really hot in here!"" The other egg says: ""HOLY CRAP, A TALKING EGG!"""
"A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says ""okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"""
"The secret to my success lies with you having a poor grasp on it's definition."
"Why does Pinocchio lie? because he's a fucking liar"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"What do you call someone who only gives back rubs to men? A massage-inist."
"I don't see dead people, but I do always see spiders that aren't really there."
"Can't wait for it to get dark earlier so I can pick my nose in traffic."
"Hi, I'm Brandon and I'll be your hater this evening. Our specials tonight are ""ur mom"", ""lol own3d"", and ""u mad bro lol u mad?!??!"""