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Joke of the Day
"I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy."
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"What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook? She Peedherpants"
"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."
"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"
"What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist? A coffin."
"A customer just told me that it takes a 14 mile run to work off 1 Oreo. Don't worry she's dead now"
"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"
"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"
"What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster"
"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"