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Joke of the Day

"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"Magnus Carlsen is so hot... I'd give him the d4 if you know what I mean."

"What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles? The sphinxster ...."

"What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it."

"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"

"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."

"I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack"

"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"

"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."

"Don't drink while driving you will spill the beer."