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Joke of the Day

"Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money."

"At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the ""I have a PhD"" card. Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye."

"Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?"

"It's your choice. Half of all marriages end in divorce. You think that's bad? The other half end in death."

"A man enters the store to buy a dog... ... and points at a puppy he likes. ""How much for that dog?"" ""300$"" ""What about the half?"" ""I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."""

"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"

"So a man walks into a bar His drinking problem is destroying his family"

"What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet? A Lenintil..."

"What is your favorite one to two line joke? Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!"

"Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive. Wedding cake."