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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite one to two line joke? Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!"

"In bed last night my wife said ""Do you want to try something?"" So we put OJ on the stand."

"Here's my review of EA Sorry EA but if you want the review it'll be $5.99 for each letter and $7.99 for each punctuation and comma"

"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's meteor"

"Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars."

"My wife asked me if I was going to take a shower before we go to some friend's house for the evening like she didn't see me get in the pool."

"I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world."

"What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"

"I told my date I'd treat her like a deity. At the end she'd get nailed."