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Joke of the Day
"What do you call shit that comes out with a fart? An Unexpecturd."
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"Just watched The Martian I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe."
"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""
"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."
"How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."
"Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon? He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office."
"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."
"What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles? A reptile dysfunction"
"What do you call a multiple choice dad joke? A pop quiz."
"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"