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Joke of the Day
"What do you call shit that comes out with a fart? An Unexpecturd."
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"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."
"""Raising a family is hard,"" he said. ""Not if they're buried close enough together,"" replied the Necromancer."
"What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma."
"Hey girl, are you Karma? ...because Karma is a bitch."
"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"
"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"
"What does the Scottish man say after love making? I love ewe!"
"Wanna hear a joke? Your life"
"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"