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Joke of the Day
"What's big, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
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"Those who dont discriminate sexually are called bisexuals"
"I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x2 + why +8 [(x + 2y 2 = a-z] + 2x 3 + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y 5Z 3= k= 9 in real life"
"My wife is a liar! Last night I texted her and asked here where she was, she said with her sister Emma. I was with her sister Emma!!"
"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"
"Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs."
"Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place."
"""Can I axe you something?"" is actually grammatically correct, if you're a polite lumberjack"
"All women have an hour glass figure - it's just that they all tote around different amounts of sand."
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."