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Joke of the Day
"What's big, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
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"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""
"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."
"Why was the restaurant called ""Out of this World""? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects."
"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles"
"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
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"What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? A frog in my blender"