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Joke of the Day

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."

"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."

"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."

"I've been putting vodka in my fruit smoothies. Also no fruit."

"So I called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims"

"Reddit, why do people masturbate? I came here to explain."

"Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work."

"TIL: that changing a light bulb is not as easy as it sounds. On my first day as a lighthouse keeper."

"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."

"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"