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Joke of the Day
"I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months."
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"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair."
"Fun typo: ""You ate the most important thing in my life."""
"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."
"What do get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who knocks on your front door and tells you to piss off."
"Why is there all this hate against necromancers? They are just trying to raise a family in peace."
"""Whenever one door closes, another opens."" ""Wow, you must be very optimistic about life."" ""No, I live in a haunted house."""
"What do you call a man who has sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia"