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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater"
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"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."
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"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."