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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater"
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"How does a Nazi high five? Up heil, down low!"
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face."
"Why do you need patience at the gym? Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head."
"what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey? they both won the popular vote"
"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"
"I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than ""you're out of batteries"""
"Junkie grandson : Grandma,grandma did you see my pills I left on the table ? Grandma: F*ck the pills,did you see those dragons in the kitchen ?"
"""What? Huh? Talk louder. Nope, still nothing."" -5 minutes after receiving the deaf penalty"
"My pubic hair trimming business will limit itself to female customers for the first few months. I'm new to this, so I don't want to go nuts right away."