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Joke of the Day
"You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out"
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"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."
"TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming ""Reddit Gold"" Apparently there's this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love."
"If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'"
"""I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!"" ~ a bi-polar bear"
"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"
"I like women how I like my eggs... Whites only"
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"
"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."
"Pretzels come in twist shape because the twist is how disappointed you are in your snack."