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Joke of the Day

"""I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!"" ~ a bi-polar bear"

"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"

"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"

"What did the daschund say when he was neutered? Auf weinersehen"

"'Two can play that game...' -people who dont understand that's how games usually work"

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...& murderous clowns, & ISIS, & one of these two getting elected President after Halloween."

"It's so awkward getting a boner during a prostate exam. Especially when they realize you're not a doctor."

"Everyone thinks.. Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish. Hitler's not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast."

"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"