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Joke of the Day

"Strong people don't put others down.. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Actually, I should probably stop masturbating at this point."

"OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog."

"A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease."

"What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !"

"With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw"

"Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D Americans think they have Freedom!"

"What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? Her hips."

"""I ruined my health by drinking to everyone Else's."""

"concerned about people posting false lunches. lying about the food they ate on here. fraud meals. please start putting the receipts up"