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Joke of the Day
"What did the black man say to the Mexican? Hey. Watermelawn."
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"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."
"My roommate asked me why I'd invited a bunch of Parisian newspaper men over for breakfast. I told him I always make coffee with the French press."
"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."
"For sale: one parachute. Only used once, never opened, slight stain."
"What day do most mothers give birth? Labor day."
"A man walks into a library with a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""sorry to hear about your friend""."
"I treat my women like I treat my cereal Spoon first to get it wet, then eat it. P.S. I love fat chicks."