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Joke of the Day
"I told my Jewish girlfriend I was going to stuff her in the oven Because she's my cutie pie!"
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"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."
"when you move to a new town everyone wants to date you because they don't know you're a piece of shit yet. i highly recommend it."
"There once was a zoo with only one animal... It was a Shih Tzu"
"3 types of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world"
"Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app."