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Joke of the Day
"There once was a zoo with only one animal... It was a Shih Tzu"
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"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."
"How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi"
"Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich"
"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"
"Why are Black people so tall? Because Their Negros"
"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."
"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""
"Why has there never been an Asian president? Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours"
"I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't"